A Joyful GirlA Joyful Girl
Originally published March 28, 2007
By Bill D'Agostino
News-Post Staff – FrederickNewsPost.com

"I love starting out happy," actress and stand-up comedian Joy Gohring said, describing the usual pattern of her jokes, "and ending dark."

The first time that Gohring stepped on stage as a comic, in a club in her hometown of Austin, TX, she had notes written on her hand.

"I got more laughs from looking at my hand than any of the jokes I wrote," she recalled.


Gohring, who performs Friday at Mount St. Mary's University in Emmitsburg, is now getting laughs for her outrageous antics on stage. In one bit, she demonstrates the nutty behavior of today's young girls by revealing that she's wearing a gigantic G-string bikini. Calling it typical of the girls she sees in malls, Gohring pulls the oversized undergarment up to her top of her midriff and prances around the stage.

"When I was 11," she says for comparison, "I was reading 'Are you there God? It's Me, Margaret.'"

"I'm just making fun of people who have no sense of what they're doing, no sense of themselves," she explained. "Those are my favorite people. People who take themselves so seriously -- that's who I love to make fun of."

All of Gohring's humor is grounded in real life, in her observations of real people and of herself.

"I'm less of a fantasy person and more of a non-fiction person," she said, speaking from Los Angeles, where she now calls home.

Her life began -- and no, this is not a set-up for a joke, although Gohring has frequently mined it for its inherent comic potential -- as the child of a former monk and former nun.

Growing up, her mom was an English teacher and her dad taught math. Lessons from both disciplines are useful for comics, Gohring pointed out. In English classes, she noted, you learn about language and metaphors. And there are mathematical formulas useful for comedy, such as "the rule of three." That's when a comic sets a pattern and then breaks it with the third, hopefully funny, example.

"Christmastime with my family is fun, playful and kind of like prison," Gohring offered.

The performer's biggest break was as a star of the sitcom "Good Girls Don't..." She described it as "blue collar 'Sex and the City.'"

During one episode, Gohring's character, the excessively needy Jane, pretended to be pregnant because she knew that a man she was interested in (guest star Dane Cook) had a fetish for pregnant girls.

Despite coming from the makers of "Roseanne" and "That 70s Show," the sitcom lasted only one season on the then-nascent Oxygen Network.

"It's a heartbreaking story," Gohring said.

Earlier this month, the comic stepped behind the camera for the first time, directing a short film, "You wish," a drama about a teenage girl who has to take care of her bedridden mother.

"It's has a lot of my comedy rhythms in it," Gohring said. "It starts out very delightful and sweet and then it becomes very dark."

What: Stand-up comic Joy Gohring
Where: Mount St. Mary College’s Purcell Hall, 16300 Old Emmitsburg Road, Emmitsburg
When: Friday, March 30
Tickets: Free

Information: 301-447-5366